Dear Self,

Hate to break it to you, but you are just not as young as you once were.  You just can't go out drinking like you once could.  Please try to remind yourself of this next time you feel a need to over-indulge...

Thanks,

me

Dear woman in workout room,

It was bad enough that you continued to warble loudly along with your iPod, even after you saw me come in (and let's not discuss the "arm dancing"). But really... Miley Cyrus...?? And not even "tolerable" Miley Cyrus but "The Climb" - UGH!! At least you've taught me an important lesson: never try to workout in the building without my own iPod!

love,
me

Dear anyone who might still read this,

I think I'm back... at least for now.