Dear Vodka,

I made up a song about you today.  It goes something like this:  One Vodka, two Vodka, three Vodka, MORE, four Vodka, five Vodka, six Vodka, FLOOR.  Anyway, thanks for being a good friend.  You and me, we're like this (I know you can't see me, but my fingers are crossed). 

(And no, I'm not an alcoholic.  I just like my occasional vodka soda or three.)

Lots of love,

me