Dear woman in workout room,

It was bad enough that you continued to warble loudly along with your iPod, even after you saw me come in (and let's not discuss the "arm dancing"). But really... Miley Cyrus...?? And not even "tolerable" Miley Cyrus but "The Climb" - UGH!! At least you've taught me an important lesson: never try to workout in the building without my own iPod!

love,
me