Dear Self,

You really need to learn some self control.  Especially when fried potatoes are involved.  Just because there is food in front of you does not mean you have to eat it.  And just because that food happens to be delicious, salty, fried potatoes is not an exception to this.  There is no reason to come back from lunch feeling this ill.  Even if those french fries were particularly delicious (um, hello, drenched in garlic, oil, sea salt and parmesan and just the right amount of crispy - YUM!!!).  I may never need to eat again...  And eating is important.  So is self control.  Because I'd really rather not die of a heart attack from eating too many french fries and potato chips... So learn how to stop yourself!! 

Thanks,

me