Dear Sleep,
Why do you play games with me?? I do not like games (well, I like board games but that's a little different). I can already tell that this is just not going to end well. Not the week for me to have only gotten 3 hours of sleep for no reason. It would be one thing if I'd been burning the midnight oil, working until 3 AM and only had 3 hours to sleep. But no, I had 8 hours to sleep and only slept for 2 or 3 of them. And why? Because you are mean and played games with me. We are not friends right now :( We'll talk again tonight, when I hopefully won't have to work late and can go to bed early to make up for your shenanigans!
No love,
me