Dear Mother Nature,

HOLY SHIT IS IT COLD!!!  That was some trick you pulled yesterday, the 50 degree temperature drop.  Impressive, but couldn't we have been just as impressed by a 30 degree drop and bearable 20 degree temps instead of the zero degrees, with negative 20 windchills?  On my 6-block walk from the El to work this morning, I had to duck inside 3 times to warm up a bit.  That's ridiculous!!  Weather this cold should be illegal (I realize that's impossible but the point is, it should never happen!!).  PLEASE FIX THIS AND MAKE ME WARM(er) AGAIN!!

Shivering,

me