Dear Chocolate,
While we haven't always been the closest of friends, I've come to enjoy you quite a bit over the past decade or so. Which is why it is with extreme sadness that I have now discovered that you trigger my migraines. Two migraines in two days, both within an hour of eating chocolate... it's more than coincidence... Sadly, I think we'll have to take a little break from each other until the day I feel up to testing this theory more fully (which sounds painful, but could be beneficial as perhaps there are certain types of you that I could still eat...).
Until then,
me