Dear stapler,
YOU SUCK!! It was very rude of you to decide not to work and then, in the midst of your not working, to staple my THUMB instead of the paper. OUCH OUCH OUCH.
Without any love,
Me
posted by cassie at
11:25 AM
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Someone once left a trick stapler in our office that shocks you when you push down on it. They left it right by the printer where you would want to be using a stapler. I was only mildly amused
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