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Dear brain,
I was wondering if you could tell me why I am not asleep. It is 2:30 in the morning and I really really want to be asleep. In fact, it is all I want in the world and it is all I have desired for the past 5 hours. Yet sleep has eluded me. I have done everything that normally makes you happily drift into dreamland, yet you insist on staying awake. Why do you do this to me?? I've had a bad day and sleeping would make me happy, but you insist on denying me even that one little pleasure. What have I done to deserve this temporary insomnia?
Yours,
Me