Dear New J. Crew Pants,

I must say I'm impressed.  I managed to spill on you twice in about a minute (first time was sauce, second time was coke zero) and when I just looked down at my lap not 5 minutes later, the spots are gone!  This is fantastic, as the second spill made it look more than a little like I'd had an accident.  I was sitting here contemplating how I was going to leave my office again today with such an embarrassing spot when, lo and behold, it was already gone!  No more worries :) Well, at least about that...

Thanks!

me