Dear Desk,

I wish you would organize yourself.  I don't have time to be organizing all the time (plus it's not exactly one of my strong suits) and usually that's ok, but right now, you're covered in so many papers that I can't find anything I'm looking for and it's making me a little crazy.  Part of the problem, of course, is that these documents are too large to be contained by even the largest binder clips, which also means they don't fit in my file for the matter.  But they've gotta go somewhere, in some sort of organized fashion, and I wish you could just do that instead of me having to take the time and effort to do it.  Wouldn't that be best?

Wishfully,

me