Dear Sun,

I love you.  You make me happy.  But why oh why must you burn me so?  IT HURTS!!!  Seriously - OUCH!!!  I am in some real pain here.  Wearing clothes on my upper body is downright painful!!  Thank goodness I work in an office that has a door so that I can at least sit here in my tank top (shirt that I wore over my tank top at the ready in case someone knocks on the door) and re-apply my aloe every 30 minutes or so...  I mean really, what did I ever do to you?  I respect you (by wearing sunscreen no less!), I LOVE YOU (you make me happy), and this is how you reward me??  :(

Painfully,

me